i never really liked
my name
much
until i found out
what it tastes like
when you sigh it
into my
mouth
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-knock knock.
—who’s there?
-freedom.
freedom would never knock
freedom rings
And if it takes longer than 30 minutes, your freedom is free.
If you experience freedom lasting four hours or more, contact your physician immediately.
eagle sold separately
*Some restrictions apply.
batteries not included
limited time offer
side effects may include liberty and justice for all
this entire country is crazy.
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Lizzie McGuire: falsely setting kids up to think their teenage years would actually be like this
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In preschool when I was 5, the boys bathroom had to get a ceiling repair so everyone had to use the girls bathroom and when I was in there some kid named Jimmy walked in.
And that was the first time I saw a penis
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Would of shot him in the leg and best his ass with his own gun.
Walking up on me like that shit lol